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No, Zeppelin have not got him to sign a game licence for them. Rather, they have invented a totally new violent psychopath called Arnie. Any resemblance, of course, is strictly coincidental. The plot is not very liberal, and deserves not one hit of humorous irony or sarcasm. Basically, you are pitted against terrorists of various recognisable nationalities and the idea is to wipe them out, wholesale.

So we end up with a common-or-garden horizontally-scrolling blaster. Your machine pumps out lead at the baddies, who fire their pistols weakly, let off the odd mortar and fall limply to the ground, dead. The difficulty level is about right, the graphics are smooth, flicker-free and competent in a cartoony sort of way, and the game itself is large.

But it has all been seen before. Many, many times before. And much better, too. There is not anything that should make you buy Arnie, least of all the plot. If you have got one horizontal shooting game, it seems you have got them all.
James Leach